How do you know if the owner of the table is a man?

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Look at the mirror.

Hahahahaha!

Marketing

Today's class was 2Hs -Horny and Hillarious. The horny bugger (lecturer) decided to keep us awake by giving us doses of his urm....dirty humour. He showed us pictures of roses he found on the net and then everyone noticed something. At the very bottom right corner of the picture of the roses was a book named Karma Sutra. He was praying that someone would notice. Who wouldn't la?! Then he laughed and said "I know you guys must be thinking of the 4P's right now". I was scratching my head. How can a Karma Sutra be related to 4P's (in marketing term it means Price, Product, Promotion, Place)? Then he said "Should be 2P's. Pain and Pleasure." Wtf right? And he showed us this website where you can order flowers online and he was trying to show us this edible underwear in the form of a rose he found on that site 2 weeks ago. And he wanted to show us tv commercials on Viagra too. Definitely a horny bugger.

The library has changed! There is another entrance now, without a door. So we won't have to deal with the noisy doors anymore. Yays! But a little dusty inside because there is still some construction thingy goin on nearby. So not a good thing at the moment. And and...the straight road heading to campus is opened for use now but it is still under construction here and there.

And and..I'm sleepy. Class at 9 tomorrow. Dreadful.


Walking through those hallways, I dreamt of holding your hand.

Rants

It has never been this hard. I spent the day tearing and wondering. And this particular girl said something which immediately stopped the tears from oozing out. It is true that no matter how much I cry, it will still be the same because there's nothing I can do about it. And I was thinking, is this it? No. There's so much more in my life. I'm sorry that I've been acting strange recently. I'm sorry that I ignored you. I'm sorry for being rude. I'm sorry for failing to see how much you all love me. I'm sorry for not realizing that it was all done to make me feel better. I love you too.

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Oh i was watching channel 76 on astro (I still can't remember what that channel is called eventhough I watch it so often. What a complete loser.) and Anna Nicole Smith was bleh. Why did anyone think she's hot if you rule out the fact that she has big tits? Care to entertain me? And she showed her son nude pictures of her just so he wouldn't look at it elsewhere. Yeah la she meant porn la. But wtf? Wouldn't it be weird if your son wank at your nude pics? And she dare said that her son had all her posters and pictures pasted on his bedroom walls. Wtf?! Celebrity parents have parenting issues.

Me me me

I am very certain that I am indeed a city girl. Growing up in a city, I'm always spoilt with choices. Oh yes, it's about me again (self absorbed bitch I am). From what to eat, where to shop and heck, even which cubicle to pee in wtf (okay la not much choices because we have this f*cking long queue for toilets in shopping malls). Somehow after returning to the uluness of Semenyih, I'm sad to say that it's the life of a tarzan. I really have to thank God and not to forget my Kelvin dearest for saving me from this hell. Hallelujah! Because of you I wouldn't have to stay in Semenyih. Because of you I wouldn't have to worry of what to have for breakfast, lunch, dinner and and and....SUPPER! I wouldn't have to worry of having insects flying about in my room. I wouldn't have to worry about who will clean up my mess. But the only thing that I need to worry bout is WHERE TO PARK MY CAR EVERY MONDAY TO WEDNESDAY MORNING BECAUSE NOTTINGHAM'S PARKING LOT IS A BITCH. Yeah, you heard me. I won't complain because there is no use. I just needed to rant here. Period.

First week of classes and I am already stressed out. So many things to consider. Which optional to take, how's baby doing, how much to study, which topic to choose for assignment, which tutorial classes to go to, where to park, when to call baby, when can't call, and....what to wear (wtf).

Oh before I forget, Vanessa Hudgen's nipples look really weird. And her boobs are incredibly high on her chest. No wonder it's so easy to see her cleavage in high school musical even without push up bras. All you need is a pair of boobs 10cm from your neck baby! I have better boobs wtf. According to Hui Mann she dropped out of school at the age of 12. Oh yeah, I miss you Hui Mann!

Right before I stray further away, I am really starting to feel the pinch. I need to be strong and focus. I know I can because I am my mom's daughter. Hahaha.

When you're gone

Last night was dreadful. The entire journey, the goodbyes, the hugs, the kisses, the last touch. As if it wasn't bad enough the radio had to play this song..

I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cried
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
Is made up on your side

When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?

When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it ok
I miss you

I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do, reminds me of you
And the clothes you left, they lie on the floor
And they smell just like you
I love the things that you do

When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?

We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were, yeah yeah

All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe I need to feel you here with me



Baby, do you know how it feels like to lie in your bed without you?

When reality hits

It's already past 12am. Counting days - one more to go. I'm gonna miss you my boo.

My 21st birthday

The title sounded like some 7 yr old essay topic. Wtf.
Okay, on to the pics..

I celebrated my birthday with

the poser bf

at this

posh restaurant overlooking kl skyline

and we played

some mindless camwhoring

then went back home and

did some cake blowing, cutting cum eating sessions

followed by

me disturbing him watched tv.

Me love..

I'm officially legal for anything!!!! Muahahhahahha! Suckers!

Bye love!

The ice kacang was