Tahi burung and me

Last Friday I woke up pretty late for work and I rushed through my make up and everything. It is usually a pretty difficult decision for choosing what to wear for work because a) the place I am sitting at at work is really freezing cold (I usually end up looking like a botak chicken at work. Stupid goosebumps.) b) my closet is a mess (consists of a proper closet and a couch full of clothes. I am just too lazy to organize them into my closet which is also very messy.)

As I was throwing my clothes around in my room, I remembered buying a new dress few days ago. Aha! Bagusnya, finally I get to save some time and reach office early-so I thought la cuz I still reached 3 minutes later bodoh. So I was so contented with my little dress and it has a bow at the back! I love bows. Ahhhh..

Anyways, the parking at my office sucks because of the few colleges as well as offices around and it was such a bitch trying to fight my way through the sea of cars every morning. So I usually park further away from my office. It's about 4-5 minutes walk from my office if I walk at a granny's pace la. The parking space is also a bitch because it used to be an old wet market and since it's been demolished, the place is just full with crows. I hate crows. They shit everywhere. As I was walking back to my car, they were all flocking above my head and I was so afraid that they would shit on me, so I hurried my way to the car. I got into the car and thought "Hah! Takde tahi!" Then I drove to the paying booth. I wound down the window and paid. While waiting for the receipt, I saw something flew in through the window. As I looked down, IT WAS BIRD SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!! A big blotch just staring at me!!!! (hello bird shit wtf) Omfg I swear I would have gone hysterical if I wasn't in the car. I was so angry that it's not even funny. How on earth can the bird shit flew into my car and as if it's not bad enough IT GOT ONTO MY NEW DRESS!!!! I was so mad I swear I could kill a cow.

Why do I have to be so unlucky? T__________________T I hate you SS15. I hate you crows. I shall bring a rifle to work on Monday and shoot you bastards.