KLM

Harroww...I'm bored at home.

I barely had anything to eat. It's not because my parents are abusing me. It's because I was too fat picky. Mom bought meehoon but I only had a few sips of the soup. There's KFC but it's bad for complexion. Dai sei laaaaaaaaaa...

I remember being fed like a wild boar on my way to London. I was on KLM and the very first meal was some snacks and beverages because I took a night flight. Then I fell asleep while watching some movies. In the middle of the night (if I'm not mistaken I was dreaming about getting lost in Heathrow airport wtf) I was awaken by this funny Dutch accent "Would you like noodles or ice cream?" I must say it's a weird choice. Noodles or ice cream??????????? I repeated whatever I last heard because I was so sleepy and still dreamy from my sleep. So I was given this ice cream in a cup. I ate the whole thing with my eyes closed jeng jeng jeng...It's in the Chong's blood. My dad can sleep and wake up to finish up his coffee (complete with some biscuits to dip wtf) and continue sleeping after. My mom always brews him a cup of coffee before she goes to sleep. Then the stewardess had to come back for the second time and disrupt my peaceful slumber. "Candy bar or biscuits?" WHY ARE U OFFERING ME ALL THE FATTY FOOD AT THIS HOUR?!!! I chose candy bar =))))))))))))))

Picture taken after the rude awakening

On my way home to Malaysia, I thought they would be serving me with shit loads of food so I conveniently missed lunch at the Heathrow airport because I thought it would save me some money (my flight was 5 plus in the evening). This time, I starved my way home. Because it was freaking past dinner time for the people in Amsterdam (I transited in Schipol Airport) so they didn't serve dinner nor snacks. I was so hungry I almost died. All they gave me was a Candy bar and that was my lunch and dinner for the day. The next morning I was greeted with breakfast but I was half dead already. So for those who are catching evening flight from London Heathrow on KLM, please please please take your lunch or early dinner before you starve yourself to death (only applicable to those going on long-haul flights).

Arsenal Stadium baby! Yes I was nuts.